THERE’S BILLIONZ OF THOSE ON DRUGSTORIEZ
TEENAGE PREGNANCY:DON’T DO EET
THANKS FOR SHARING YO WISDOM WORDZ WITH US,AUNT JEMI
OH NO, NOT BABIES …. I HOPE THEY ARE READY TO HAVE CHILDREN, IF NOT, TAKE THESE FREE CONDOMS, CURTSY OF OLD ALE POKEMART IN HOENN. *has his peliper scatter condoms alllll over poketumblr*
Nononononono mister you don’t understand!!
I didn’t mean I was going to adopt you, I’m just saying that’s what I’ll do after I get married!! You can adopt too, even if you are gay!
OH GOD NO. NO. NO KIDS. I’MA KILL MYSELF IF SOME BRAT EVER LOOKS UP TO ME AND CALLS ME PAPA. I REALLY DO LIKE MY LIFE AS IT IS RIGHT NOW. COULD USE MORE LOVIN BUT I’LL TAKE IT AS IT IS. I’M CONTENT.
NOW I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR REPELS MISS BUT I’M GONNA GO CURL UP ON MY MATTRESS WITH A SIX PACK.
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
You’re going right to the top of my new “to hug” list mister~!
I h-hope I can make you feel better.
i’m going to adopt mister.
after i get married of course.
i have so much love to give.
can a little girl even adopt and older man? that just sounds perverted. I feel like a pedophile.
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
….No you don’t mister.
You rely on alcohol to be happy.
That is a false happiness…
I’ma just go cry … I don’t know what do anymore …. little girls are depressing ….. never ever going to have kids ….. I’m gay ….. it can’t happen right ….. ?
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
Y-you can change mister…
Y-you don’t think you can be happy because you’re not willing to put in the effort to make a real difference…
I’ll help!! I c-could give you hugs next time I c-come to Hoenn… T_T
I don’t even know how to socialize with people without trying to sell them something …. and I haven’t been hugged in a really long time little girl …. but hugs make people happy right? SEE? I DON’T EVEN KNOW SOMETHING SIMPLE AS THAT …. and I know Birch thinks I’m stupid ….. I don’t mind cause I am …. but I like me just the way I am …..
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
Alcohol can take over your life. You should take your life by the reigns and do what’s best for you mister! Your Pokémon will surely benefit from it too! I’m sure they don’t like seeing you like this…
any grown man who is at the total mercy of alcohol is not a “good drunk”, the dictionary definition for that is a “weakling”
I KNOW I KNOW, I’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. BUT LIFE ISN’T HAPPY WITH OUT A DRINK. I WANT TO LIVE HAPPY. I MEAN, MY ONLY FRIEND IS A POKEMON PROFESSOR AND MY POKEMON. I DON’T GET TO SEE BIRCH VERY OFTEN SO I’M LUCKY I DON’T THINK I’M A POKEMON OR SOMETHING. I AM A WEAKLING. I’M A SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE BUT I’M TRYING TO LIVE IT ANYWAYS.
WHAT DO?
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
Drinking… is really really bad for you mister.
You should stop.
THINK OF YOUR POKÉMON BEFORE YOU SAY YOU HAVE NOONE TO LOVE.
givemeonegoodreason
I AM THINKING OF MY POKEMON, WHY DO YOU THINK I WORK AT THIS CRAP FOR PAY POKEMART? I DO IT FOR THEMMMMMMMM…..
BUT I’M A GOOD DRUNK, I PROMISE >.<;;;;;
*screamslikeagirl*
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
Ahwww mister!! I hope that my pay for these repels will help you in some way! Y-you have to try harder to fight your alcohol addiction too! I’m rooting for you, mister!!
… I hadn’t thought of that.
…..But the police are completely useless in the Pokémon world.
So it’s up to the most powerful trainers to keep the peace!!
Wh-which doesn’t mean much coming from me, ehehe… I’m like the weakest of the weak…
OH IT WILL, I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF THESE REPELS FOR A WHILE NOW AND MY BOSS WAS STARTING TO GET ANGRY SO I’M GLAD TO HAVE MADE SUCH A LARGE SELL TO YOU, I ALSO THREW IN AN EXTRA FOR FREE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS …..
AND I LOVE MY DRANKS. MUDKIP LIKES THEM TOO. I DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO LOVE SO I LOVE ALCOHOL. DON’T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD MISS, I’M IN PERFECTLY GOOD HEALTH.
AND YOU REMIND ME OF A CUTE LITTLE GIRL SCOUT WHO GETS VISCOUS DURING COOKIE SALES TIME, TAKE THAT VICIOUSNESS OUT ON THAT SCARY MAN.
andnotmeplease
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
I’m sorry mister, I won’t hurt you!!
It’s just that there’s a strange creepy American man who wears my Goddess’s clothing, and I really really really want to kill him.
….really? cause I bruise really easily … and I have three pokemon to take care of … and an alcohol addiction to feed …. and I can’t afford medical insurance ….
AND YOU KNOW MISS, MAYBE WE SHOULD REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE? CREEPY AMERICAN MEN ARE USUALLY PEDOPHILES, RAPISTS, CON MEN, OR KILLERS. THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
If you want.
I don’t want to kill him, I just want to destroy him a little.
And make him go away.
Which is why I ordered repels.
To spray in his eyes.
EVERY TIME I INTERACT WITH YOU.
YOU SCARE ME A LITTLE MORE.
I’M STARTING TO REGRET THIS.
*CHUGS A BOTTLE OF BEER*
FML
(Source: oldalepokemartguy)
